CHOONEY'S  JOKES
 

If you have a joke you would like put up send them to me.


Q:  What do you get if you cross a tree with a bubble?
 

A: POP!
 



Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
 

 

A: A nervous wreck


Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
 
 
 

A: Jack



Q:  WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
 
 
 

A: MICE KRISPIES


To start things off, when I was 6 years old, I was on TV once.

But then my mom told me to get off of the television before I scratch it.



Q:  Where do you go when you loose your hand
 
 
 

A:   To a second hand store?????


Q:  Why do bees hum?
 
 

A:   Because they don't know the words!!!
 
 


Q:   knock-knock:
         who's there?
         boo.

            boo-who????????
 
 

A:  don`t cry, its just a joke.
 



 

Q:   Why cant dalmations play hide and seek?
 
 

A:    Because there always spotted
 



 
 

Q:  Why did the banana go to the doctor?
 
 

A:  Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
 
 



Q: Knock Knock
     Who's there?
      Canoe
      Canoe who?
 
 

A: Canoe come out and Play!
 
 








Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights ?
 
 

A: The Mooooovies!
 


Q: If April shower bring May flowers,
     what do May flowers bring ?
 

A: Pilgrims!
 



 

Q: Why do Elephants where tennies ?
 
 

A: Because nine-ees were too small !
 



 

Q: How can you tell where a train has been ?
 
 

A: By its tracks !
 



 

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling ?
 
 

A: Plug its nose !
 



 

 Knock knock
 Who's there?

 Cargo
 Cargo who?

 Cargo beep beep!



 

Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
 
 

A: Put a little boogie in it!
 

 



 
 
 

 Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on the
          ant?
 
 

A:  Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ...........
 
 


Q:  Why did the jelly roll?
 
 

A:  Because he saw  the apple turnover!



 
 

Q:  What's green and sings?
 
 

A:  Elvis Parsley!
 
 



 
 

Q:  What gets wet as it dries?
 
 

A:  A towel
 
 



 
 

Q:  Where did the dog  go when he lost his tail?
 
 

A: To the retail store!
 
 



 
 
 

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
 
 

A: Becuse it felt crumby!
 
 



 

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
 
 

A: There is something in between us and it is starting to SMELL!
 
 



If you have a joke you would like put up send them to me.

Sweet School is an elementary School in North Branch, MI
  with grades K,1st,&2nd.  Here are some jokes from the kids.
 as they wrote them I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.
Follow this link to their page.

Sweet School Jokes



 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  HOME   INFO PRAYER PICTURES   JOKES JOKES 2   LINKS
    MEMORABILIA       COLOR ME TYPES OF CLOWNS

 

 mailto:chooney@cardina.net