If you have a joke you would like
put up send them to me.
A: POP!
A: A nervous wreck
Q: What do you call a man with a
car on his head?
A: Jack
A: MICE KRISPIES
To start things off, when I was 6 years old, I was on TV once.
But then my mom told me to get off
of the television before I scratch it.
A: To a second hand store?????
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't
know the words!!!
Q: knock-knock:
who's there?
boo.
boo-who????????
A: don`t cry, its just a joke.
Q: Why cant dalmations
play hide and seek?
A: Because there
always spotted
Q: Why did the banana go to
the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't "peeling"
well!
A: Canoe come out and Play!
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights
?
A: The Mooooovies!
Q: If April shower bring May flowers,
what
do May flowers bring ?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why do Elephants where tennies
?
A: Because nine-ees were too small
!
Q: How can you tell where a train
has been ?
A: By its tracks !
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling
?
A: Plug its nose !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: What did the Pink Panther
say when he stepped on the
ant?
A: Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant
dead-ant ...........
Q: Why did the jelly roll?
A: Because he saw the apple turnover!
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley!
Q: What gets wet as it dries?
A: A towel
Q: Where did the dog go when he lost
his tail?
A: To the retail store!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Becuse it felt crumby!
Q: What did one eye say to the other
eye?
If you have a joke you would like put up send them to me.
Sweet School is an elementary School
in North Branch, MI
with grades K,1st,&2nd.
Here are some jokes from the kids.
as they wrote them I hope you
enjoy them as much as I have.
Follow this link to their page.
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